We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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