But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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