i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.