K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies