I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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