I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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