I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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