i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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