the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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