Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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