I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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