I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
