well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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