At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
