ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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