Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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