Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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