I have demons in me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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