I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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