ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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