You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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