I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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