Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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