Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She announced her abortion via fbk
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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