: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
