can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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