Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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