just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You're like the curious george of whores
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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