2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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