It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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