So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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