im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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