I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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