Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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