It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How does one acquire holy water?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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