Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I just found puke in my bra..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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