Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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