So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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