I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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