He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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