That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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