My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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