Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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