Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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