and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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