he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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