What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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