I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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