Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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