Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You can't just leave with hair like that
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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