You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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