I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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