i just google imaged poop.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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