He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I have post one night stand depression
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