The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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