I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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