You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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