Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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